A home for my car thoughts

Wierd? Or awsome?

posted by Mike @ 8:49 PM 25 Hits

It's really hard to comprehend just how fast this car is. 1000 HP and 1100 lbs. of torque are achieved through twin-turboing the Viper's 8.3 liter V10. The result is 0-60MPH in 2.9 seconds, 0-100MPH in 5.9 seconds, and an equally impressive top speed of 255 MPH. Numbers that compete with the most elite of supercars for just $225,000 or a quarter of the price of a Bugatti Veyron.





The complete package includes:

*2006 Dodge Viper SRT10 Coupe
*Venom 1000 Twin Turbo Engine Upgrade
*522 CID Stroker Motor with 9.0:1 Compression
*Twin Garrett Ball Bearing Turbos
*Front Mounted Air-to-Air Intercooler
*VenomAero Body Upgrade (Front Airdam, Rear Diffuser & Spoiler)
*KW Lowered Suspension 2-Way Adjustable Stainless Steel Coil Over Shocks
*Brembo Upgraded Brake System
*Adjustable Traction Control System
*Quaiffe Extreme-Duty Differential Upgrade
*Hennessey Venom 7R Forged Aluminum Wheels - 19x10 front, 20x13 rear
*Michelin Pilot Sport 2 Tires: 275/30YR-19 front, 335/30YR-20 rear
*Limited Edition Connolly Leather Interior with Custom Embroidery
*5-Point Racing Harnesses
*Hennessey Custom Floor Mats
*DVD Navigation System
*2 Year / 24,000 Mile Warranty

posted by Mike @ 5:44 PM 11 Hits

What my car can do(stock)

horse power-125
torque-------107 at 5500 rpm
0-60---------9.1 secs - 151 ft
1/4 mile------17.6 secs

Found these at Hondahookup.com

posted by Mike @ 2:40 PM 4 Hits

Jokeses

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
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A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
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There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.
He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN"
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Zek and Luke went to a trucking company to apply for a "Team" truck driving job. The personnel manager decided, after talking to them both that they weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. He decides to interview them separately. He first interviews Zek. After 15 minutes he completes the interview. Zek barely passes. Next he interviews Luke. He begins by asking the usual transportation related questions. Luke also barely passes.
The personnel manager next interview them together. He presents them with this potential problem: Now Zek and Luke, lets say that you two are a driving team. One of you is driving the rig and the other is asleep in the back. You are going down this very steep hill with sixty thousand pounds of steel on the truck. All of a sudden your breaks go out and your speed is increasing. What would be the first thing you'd do ?
About a minute passes and there was no answer. Then, all of a sudden Luke spoke up.
"I know, I know, I know the first thing I'd do". The personnel manager says "yes Luke, what is the first thing you'd do?" Luke says, "I'd wake Zek up." The personnel manager replies, "WHAT ! "Why would you wake Zek up ?"
Coos, says Luke, "He ain't never seen no big accident before!"

posted by Mike @ 2:17 PM 8 Hits

Car wrecks

VW Passat slammed into the rear of this golf, causing it to fold like a pancake.















Sitting at a stop light and was rear ended by a truck going 45mph. 5 injured, no one died.













Run over by a truck.














The driver was going a 100 miles an hour and slammed into a pole, ripping the car in half. No one was hurt.

Tried to over take a car on a rainy day and crashed head on into a Mercedes.

posted by Mike @ 11:54 AM 8 Hits

How about this?

An improved flow header with a high flow cat converter and mufler for just $80.00 on ebay.

posted by Mike @ 1:29 PM 14 Hits

More Jokes

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic Genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the Genie appear, he said, "I will grant you three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smater."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette
The third blonde ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man.
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There once was a blonde who was very tired of blond jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began to drive around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepered who was tending them.
"If I can quess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" She asked.
The sheperd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep." Said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised the shepered told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and started petting when the shepered walked up and asked, "if I can quess your real hair color, will you give me back my sheep?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him have a try. "Your blonde! Now give me back my dog."
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(things proven to change the course of thanksgiving)
-During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."

-When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.
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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

posted by Mike @ 9:00 AM 15 Hits

Dodge replaces the Neon

With the 2006 Dodge Caliber, This one is suposed to be even better than the Neon. It's got a Mopar body kit and 19-in. OZ racing wheels and four piston brembo caliper up front. It will come with many optoins in 4cyl. diesel engines. 1.8, 2.0, 2.4 with dual variable valve timing(VVT). It's also electroncaly controled AWD with will adjust the torque over the wheels for varying conditions. The 2.0 engine is estimated to give out 136hp and 229 lb-ft It's got a continuous variable transmission with a "autostick" that gives the driver a simulation of six diferent gears. They are apaearently going to put out an "SRT4" model later that will give the WRX a run for its money.

posted by Mike @ 4:19 PM 13 Hits

Look good on my car?

posted by Mike @ 8:31 AM 5 Hits

Chopped!

Good welds, aren't they?

posted by Mike @ 5:31 PM 5 Hits

Gutted

posted by Mike @ 5:19 PM 1 Hits

Cool huh

I do hate cataletic converters.

posted by Mike @ 3:32 PM 6 Hits