I want to buy that!
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks the clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk say he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her har black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk says he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, she goes home and dyes her hair yet again, this time a shade of red.
Sure that the clerk will sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, how in the world do you know I'm a blonde!?
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!
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Blonde car accident
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One day, while a blonde was driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a peic eof chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went aver to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angerier so he smashed her windshield
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid the man broke all the windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's s funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, when you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times!
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Its a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died, they would just stay up there, hunter would be all confused.
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Why don't they put the wrapper on the inside of the straw? Thats the part you don't want to get wet.
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
-A flat minor.
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posted by Mike @ 1:15 PM
14 Comments:
Ha Ha! what I consider funny is that you put it on here twice. double the laughs.
PS Arnt you glad I'm not that blonde?
is you trying to copy kaylas blog, first by quotes, now by blonde jokes?
I can't help it she keeps stealing my ideas.
Oh! I love the one about the blonde and the truck driver! It great! Ha! Ha!
*laughing*
*Laughing Harder*
*Can't stop laughing*
*Laughing so hard I have to stop but I can't*
so NOT laughing. i was thinking the same as cassi, why are you copying me? you know your blog will never be as cool as mine. and i couldn't possibly copy you because i posted first...ok, the tourist season one was funny...but only that one!
:)
Hey I've got to come up with ideas for posts from somewhere. And I'm not copying you excactly, just a little bit.
I haven't heard half of those, so I found them pretty funny, I agree that the tourist one is the best!
~CJ
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yea sheesh, you're such a slacker! wheres the car pics for crying out loud? :)
The car pics are coming, I just havn't quite done it yet.
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