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Rowing your boat
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Two blondes are driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know-it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this the other blonde replies "I know it, if I knew how to swim I would go out there and drown her."
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How do you occupy a blonde for hours?
Write please turn over on both sides of the paper.
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Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the heck out of the dog.
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of the sudden he picks up the leash and begin to swing the dog over his head. The manager run up to the man a asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just taking a look around."
posted by Mike @ 12:41 PM
3 Comments:
Very Funny Michael!
Why all the blonde jokes? do you have something against us that I should be wary of around you?
Nothing against blondes especially, Its just that there a ton of blonde jokes out there.(Maybe as much as all the other jokes combined.) Besides, I always put some other jokes in there too.
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