A home for my car thoughts

Pics of my project car

posted by Mike @ 11:03 AM 10 Hits

Its a working progress

Finally, after a week of tinkering, my Metro is ready for the next stage.(sorry no pictures yet)The the engine is finally running almost perfect, really good actually for a engine with the odometer rolled over on it. Now, I'm going to chop the top of and build a roll bar for it, JUST in case, it's not like I'm planning to roll it, but you never know. It'll be a good almostrallycar when I'm done with. I'll get to work on those pictures to.

posted by Mike @ 7:10 PM 8 Hits

More Jokes

Rowing your boat
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Two blondes are driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know-it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this the other blonde replies "I know it, if I knew how to swim I would go out there and drown her."
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How do you occupy a blonde for hours?
Write please turn over on both sides of the paper.
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Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the heck out of the dog.
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of the sudden he picks up the leash and begin to swing the dog over his head. The manager run up to the man a asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just taking a look around."

posted by Mike @ 12:41 PM 3 Hits

Okay, new post,

Since can't jokes because Kayla beat me to it again, I will just say some none sense. For those of you who keep asking, I will soon post pictures of BOTH of my cars, as well as updates on the one I am working on(I presently have pictures of me cutting the catalytic converter out with a sawsall with the car being lifted by a forklift). In other news, I have just spent my most productive day at college. I spent three hour with a guy trying to keep a power steering pump from leaking. We got it in the end, but boy was it tough.(got scratches to prove it). Thats it for now.

posted by Mike @ 6:55 PM 4 Hits

I want to buy that!
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks the clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk say he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her har black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk says he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, she goes home and dyes her hair yet again, this time a shade of red.
Sure that the clerk will sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, how in the world do you know I'm a blonde!?
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!
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Blonde car accident
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One day, while a blonde was driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a peic eof chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went aver to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angerier so he smashed her windshield
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid the man broke all the windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's s funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, when you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times!
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Its a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died, they would just stay up there, hunter would be all confused.
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Why don't they put the wrapper on the inside of the straw? Thats the part you don't want to get wet.
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
-A flat minor.
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posted by Mike @ 1:15 PM 14 Hits

Napoleon Dynamite quotes

Napoleon-Hey can I use your guy's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1-Is there any thing wrong?
Napoleon-I don't feel very good.(takes phone and dials number)
Kip(Making nachos on the other line)-Hi
Napoleon-Is grandma there?
Kip-No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon-Ugh!!!
Kip-What do you need?
Napoleon-Can you just get her for me?
Kip-I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon-Just tell her to come get me.
Kip-Why?
Napoleon-Cause I don't feel good!
Kip-Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon-No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip-No.
Napoleon-Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip-No, Napoleon.
Napoleon-But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip-Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon-I'm not going to use hers, you sicko!
Kip-See ya.
Napoleon-Ugh! Idiot!
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Napoleon-What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro-It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon-Dang! You got shocks, pegs... Lucky! You ever take it of any sweet jumps?
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Don-Hey Napoleon, what'd you do last summer again?
Napoleon-I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don-Did you shoot any?
Napoleon-Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don-What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon-A frickin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
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Randy-Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon-No, go find your own.
Randy-Come on give me some of your tots.
Napoleon-No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.(Randy kicks the tots.)Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

posted by Mike @ 1:50 PM 5 Hits

Lifting my car

Not much going on, but I felt I should post anyway, so. Yesterday I got to lift my car up to eye level 3 times. (Part of a college thing). I had the choice of lifting my own car up, or use one of shop cars, which aren't in very good shape. Anyways, I had to use 3 different kinds of lifts and thats why I lifted it 3 times instead of just once. You can look forward to seeing detailed pictures of my car on here as soon as I get the time.

posted by Mike @ 8:40 PM 5 Hits

My first real post

I already told some people about this but for some of you it might still be good (or even funny). So anyway last Friday after I got out of college at like 11:00 the weather was pretty good outside so I rolled my window down and drove home. About 1/2 way home started to rain so I tried to roll my window up and it didn't cooperate. Only the back of the window rolled up and the window got all sideways and came out of its track and ultimately failed to go up. So I drove the rest of the way home with my sleeve of my power controls. I am getting a whole new window that was supposed to come on Saturday; but it missed the truck and is now supposed to be here tomorrow. So we will see because I am tired of driving around without the inside of my door.

posted by Mike @ 3:17 PM 8 Hits

Finally I have a blog but its 10:30 at night and I Not posting anything right now.

posted by Mike @ 10:29 PM 6 Hits